but I am already on the “other side”. Lots of shit to write about that I won’t be going into this post. But I guess Tyolka Tuesday is officially dead, huh?
Okay so I admit that keeping up this feature is a bit harder than I expected. But I guess that’s what happens when you’re a procrastinator like me and you leave things until the last moment. It works great when you’re writing and you have a deadline (which I don’t when I write one of my posts). But if it’s a regular column and you have to look up shit every single time and the idea mill is starting to run thin? Fuck me running!
Anyway this week we’re leaving the Motherland for Ukraine. The Ukrainians don’t consider themselves as part of the East but as Europeans and therefore somehow more “civilized” than the Russian “brutes”. Funny then that they put their first woman prime minister, Yulia Timoshenko under house arrest and beat the shit out of her supporters. On the other hand you have groups like Femen, who say that they are protesting against Patriarchy, yet have no problem in sexualizing their protests with the very same glands that most feminists say they are trying to desexualize. At least in Russia they know how NOT to be a contradiction and stick to their guns about it. At least Ukrainian women are also pretty. Enjoy and all that. Pics courtesy of acidcow.com.
She kinda reminds me of Sarah Vandella
That’s if for this week, folks. I already took my shitload of OTC anti-histamines and I’m going to hit the hay soon. Tomorrow will hopefully be the day when I win my pass not just out of Solitary and The Yard, but off of this goddamned island prison!
I’ll admit it. Today was a busy day for me and I’m tired. So I’m just going to post some vids from Bears & Vodka. A group of young Russian students who decided to parody and challenge the stereotypes that people have about Russians. Yeah They’re funny and all. But I mostly come to see Irina Vodka. I’f you want to see an actual Russian smile, then she does that quite well. Oh those “new Russians”!
This week, we’re taking the Wayback Machine to the Soviet Era. A time where uncorrupted for the most part by the West, Russian beauty was at it’s finest. I know jack-shit about Soviet Cinema. But I’m confident that I can tell a pretty face when I see one. Keep in mind that most of these women today are in their late 50’s to early 70’s and they still look pretty good. So here we go. Soviet Era film stars. Enjoy it, Fuckers!
That’s it for this week, folks. But fuck do I wish I could post more stuff, more often.
It’s Tuesday. Yep, more Tyolkas from the Great Motherland. This week is a kinda special one, as this week is a fan request by a lady that knows exactly what a hot girl is supposed to be. Man, I should get more girls to submit ideas for this shit. Anyway, yeah this week is dedicated to Russian on-and-off pop duo and professional fake lesbians, t.A.T.u. Who said that seedy Russian music producers with ties to the mob don’t have an eye for what sells? Enjoy it, assholes.
Lean kinda playing the innocent one, as always.
Apparently Julia Volkova had some shit done to her face and she now looks like Eva Longoria. I mean shit still looks kinda hot here. But she had a really beautiful Slavic face before.
P.S.- I know the sizing sucks. So just click on the pics and you should get the larger version.
I’m out. Time to play some Star Supremacy and hope that the Brazilians aren’t out claim jumping again.
This week is dedicated to one, and only one woman. The real life Black Widow and professional Russian attention whore, Anna Chapman. Apparently she has even proposed marriage to American whistleblower, Edward Snowden. My advice to Mr. Snowden? If it’s for real, go for it. Just ask every expat guy who’s lived in Russia over the past two decades.
I ask myself what sane man wouldn’t turn traitor for a piece of ass like this. Is America really worth it, not to want to fuck her?
Has she considered cosplaying as Black Widow for all the nerds at the NSA who must have her on their Facebook?
According to the gun nuts, she doesn’t know how to handle a weapon properly. But then again she’s never had any combat training since she wasn’t a real spy. Nevertheless, who doesn’t like a girl with a gun?
It’s that time of the week, fuckers!
This week, we would like to dedicate it to the women of Russian law enforcement. Russia may have an oppressive regime and a horrible human rights record for criminals. But as long as I get taken in by girls like these, getting tuberculosis in a broom closet-sized jail cell with 30 other inmates doesn’t seem so bad.